A couple are lying in bed. The man says, ‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.’ The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…’ Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder ‘Instruction Manuals’
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A speaker was about to address a public meeting when he realised he’d lost his false teeth. He told the chairman he wouldn’t be able to deliver his speech. But a man in the front row produced a pair from his pocket and said "Why don’t you try these?".
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You’ll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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I was reading my class a story titled ‘The Magic School Bus.’ In the story, the bus turns into a spaceship and the teacher takes the class on a tour of the planets. At one point, a tail light gets smashed and the teacher goes out in a spacesuit to fix it. Suddenly, the line… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The funniest thing I heard this week was a mother calling into a radio station complaining about the school holidays.She said, “Life is short… but school holidays seem to go on forever!” Another woman suggested that all you need is a large supply of riddles…. Here is one from Joy… Q. How do Teddy Bears… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Q. What do you call two straight days of rain in Auckland? A. A weekend! Q. What do you call Maoris on Prozac? A. Once we’re worriers "To promote the use of clean energy, a Swiss adventurist is going to fly around the world in a solar-powered airplane. He’s just praying that nothing bad will… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A hallway in my house needed more light so I decided to install one of those lights activated by movement. So off I went to the lighting shop and told the helpful assistant that I needed ‘a motion detector for my back passage’. There was a pause and then she cracked up. A Zen master… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word ‘service’. Internal Revenue ‘Service’ Postal ‘Service’ Telephone ‘Service’ Cable ‘Service’ Civil ‘Service’ Customer ‘Service’ State, City & County Public ‘Service’ This is not what I thought ‘service’ meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that’s not going to happen." If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is— it’s you. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Stock market quote of the week “This is worse than a divorce… I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have my wife.” "It is better to keep your mouth shut and to appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." —Mark Twain An engineer was crossing a road one day, when… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies