A father and his young son were out walking one afternoon when the youngster asked how the electricity went through the wires stretched between the telephone poles. "Don’t know," said the father. "Never knew much about electricity." A few blocks father on the boy asked what caused lightning and thunder. "To tell the truth," said… Continue reading Fabulous Friday Funnies
I was driving around and around a packed parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. Then I noticed a couple walking ahead of me. "Going out?" I called to them hopefully. "No," said the man. "Just friends."
Joke of the Year Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business. While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?"
A primary school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to debating the dog’s duties. “They use him to keep crowds back,” said one youngster. “No,”said another, “he’s just… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Diane’s story about the Chinese calligraphy on her sweater reminded me of the T-shirt which I purchased from a clothes chain. I thought it very smart with Chinese characters across the front, cinched in at the waist, except that when I walked through Melbourne’s Chinatown I noticed folk looking at me with a little smile… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Stock market quote of the week “This is worse than a divorce… I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have my wife.” "It is better to keep your mouth shut and to appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." —Mark Twain An engineer was crossing a road one day, when… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A little boy had just started school. He was doing so well his grandfather took him to the zoo to celebrate. As they stopped at each enclosure the Grandfather would asked the boy, ‘What’s this?’ It’s a Lion,’ the boy replied. ‘That’s good,’ said Grandfather. ‘And what’s this in the next one?’ ‘Its tiger’ replied… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, ‘Do you know me?’ To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’ Now his mind travels… Continue reading Father of one of my kids?