Getting back together with an old boyfriend is pathetic. It’s like having a garage sale and buying your own stuff back. I always find that the first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest So good as this bar is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there’s a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time, her father’s nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn’t have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?" Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God’s Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn’t be here." Puzzled,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
I was driving around and around a packed parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. Then I noticed a couple walking ahead of me. "Going out?" I called to them hopefully. "No," said the man. "Just friends."
A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife’s voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?" He replied, "Thank you, I’ll have chicken." "Don’t be stupid. You’re having soup. I was talking to the cat." Granddaughter being instructed about drink driving. Annabel… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies