Fabulous Friday Funnies

A father and his young son were out walking one afternoon when the youngster asked how the electricity went through the wires stretched between the telephone poles. "Don’t know," said the father. "Never knew much about electricity." A few blocks father on the boy asked what caused lightning and thunder. "To tell the truth," said… Continue reading Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time, her father’s nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn’t have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?" Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God’s Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn’t be here." Puzzled,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60’s group The Monkees. I thought she was joking……..And then I saw her face … My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of matches….. you should have seen his little face light… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Fabulous Friday Funnies

A true anecdote As we hurried out of the airport, I asked my partner to pick up a box of chocolates for Father’s Day while I collected the car. She picked up one already gift-wrapped. My 90-year-old father unwrapped this and opened the box to be greeted by chocolate figurines in all sorts of weird… Continue reading Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Patricia’s sister was in hospital this week and was looking for some Christmas cheer in the sick room. She asked her hubby to track down the classic movie “Miracle on 34th Street” on DVD. Sometime later he returned with what he thought she had asked for… “Nightmare on Elm Street”’ When challenged he said he… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

It was the day after Christmas. The lawyer had gone out for the day, so the burglar, noticing this, broke into his house and stole all his Christmas gifts. He was almost out of the house when a police officer pulled up to the house and promptly apprehended the man. "You can’t arrest me!" the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

"Don’t worry, I can stay out late tonight," Joe told his friend Bob. "My wife’s gone for a two-week vacation in the Caribbean." "Jamaica?" Bob asked. "No, it was her idea." A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Once upon a time in their marriage, my Dad did something really stupid. My Mom chewed him out for it. He apologized, they made up. However, from time to time, my mom mentions what he had done. "Honey," my Dad finally said one day, "why do you keep bringing that up? I thought your policy… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies