Since my purchases came to $19.06, I handed the cashier a twenty. "Do you have six cents?" she asked. "Sorry," I said after fishing around my pockets, "I have no cents." "Finally," she muttered, "a man who can admit it." True story I rang my plumber for a gas leak and he promptly came. After… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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My mother always said we were put on this earth to help others. My question is, what are the others here for? My father was a dentist and my mother was a manicurist…for most of their married life they fought tooth and nail. "The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he’ll be late… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time."-Demetri Martin "A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong."—Milton Berle I had a secretary who claimed that she liked to live like she types: Fast and with lots of mistakes.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Two funnies form my teaching days. “The knife was conceived in his swag.” ….. English Lesson and "Oh, accouchement leave is when you’re leaving to have a baby? Is that why we say ‘couchie, couchie, coo’ to babies?" …… Maternity Leave farewell comment from one of my Year 9 students – True story. Tea break… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies