"A new study found that eating healthy adds $380 to your grocery bill every year. Or as Americans put it, ‘Cool, I saved $380 this year!’" -Jimmy Fallon It’s just dawned on me…. My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants. His… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Wallabies rugby practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Coach Robbie Deans immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the TRY LINE. Practice resumed after special… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
What’s Irish and out all night? Patty O’Furniture My doctor said I was paranoid… well, he didn’t actually say it, but I could tell he was thinking it.
A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. ‘You are all part of our team now’, said the HR manager during the welcoming briefing. ‘You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees’. The cannibals promised they would… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
I’d had enough of my employees’ abusing their allotted break time. In an effort to clarify my position, I posted a sign on the bulletin board: "Starting immediately, your 15-minute breaks are being cut from a half-hour to 20 minutes." My father, an Air Force Academy graduate, still retains a strict military code of ethics… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time."-Demetri Martin "A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong."—Milton Berle I had a secretary who claimed that she liked to live like she types: Fast and with lots of mistakes.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies