A young son asked, ‘Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?’Dad replied, ‘That happens in every country, son.’ Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.
"I was in Las Vegas over the weekend. I thought it would be empty with the economy the way it is. But it wasn’t. There were people everywhere. Turns out roulette is less risky than the stock market." -Craig Ferguson Some things never change—but the terminology often does.Author Cindy Chupack has coined these useful neologisms… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time."-Demetri Martin "A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong."—Milton Berle I had a secretary who claimed that she liked to live like she types: Fast and with lots of mistakes.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Stress Buster No. 11 Keep moving Brisk walking for just 30 minutes a day, can increase your restance to stress and your ability to recover more quickly. “Miami was voted the worst road rage city. You have 20-year- olds doing 95, and 95-year-olds doing 20, that’s why.” -Craig Ferguson “New York City was hosting a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want… Continue reading How Fathers Think
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she once could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Here we go folks – Kims bump in 360° at 36 Weeks tonight, discount in the flesh. Slide the bar side to side to turn Kim around to view her at all angles. How cool is that!! – Let me know what you think – leave a comment. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.adrianhodge.com/flash/36weekRotate.swf” height=”350″ width=”300″ /]