"A new study found that eating healthy adds $380 to your grocery bill every year. Or as Americans put it, ‘Cool, I saved $380 this year!’" -Jimmy Fallon It’s just dawned on me…. My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants. His… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
"It seems a cat named Hank is running for the Senate in Virginia. You know the difference between a cat and politician? A cat doesn’t pretend to care about you." -Jay Leno Traveling is a major part of my wife’s job as a saleswoman, and it’s not unheard-of for her to visit four or five… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
I love Ebay…Sold my homing pigeon eight times this month !! I love CHRISTMAS LIGHTS,they remind me of some co-workers.They all hang together,half of them don’t work,and the ones that do aren’t that bright. Local Police hunting the ‘knitting needle nutter’ who has stabbed six people in the buttocks in the last 48 hours, believe… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?" "You shall know tonight", he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A mission statement is defined as "a long, awkward sentence that demonstrates management’s inability to think clearly."All good companies have one.
It was the day after Christmas. The lawyer had gone out for the day, so the burglar, noticing this, broke into his house and stole all his Christmas gifts. He was almost out of the house when a police officer pulled up to the house and promptly apprehended the man. "You can’t arrest me!" the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Helping me sort clothes into "save" and "give away" piles, my six-year-old daughter came across a garter belt. "What’s this?" she asked. "It’s a garter belt," I said. Seeing that meant nothing to her, I added, "It’s for holding up stockings." "Ah," she said, carefully placing it in the "save" pile, "we’ll use it next… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A guy is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend stops him and asks, "Hey! Whatcha got that case of beer for?" "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" the guys answers. "Wow," exclaims his friend, "Great trade.
Joke of the Year Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business. While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?"