Joke of the Year Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business. While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?"
Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.Magically it opens. "That’s so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
An elderly gentleman…. had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, ‘Your… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Two cannibals were sitting down and were in the middle of feasting on a couple of clowns when one cannibal stopped eating and said to the other.. “Did that taste a bit funny to you?” One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Stress Buster No. 34. Things people hate. Limit difficult behaviour in others by avoiding what people tell us they hate. Examples include: Being told â€œI told you so.â€ People pushing in front of a queue. Having chips pinched from their plate. Being coughed on. People who don’t back you at a meeting. Being given advice… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Stress Buster No. 22. Get a health check. There are many disorders that initially do not have any obvious physical symptoms. For example you could be walking around with diabetes, high blood pressure or kidney disease and not know it. You’ll need to ask for an extended appointment with your GP when you book. I… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
httpv://www.youtube.com/v/1dmVU08zVpA Show/Hide Lyrics Hey girl I got somethin’ real important to give you So just sit down and listen Girl you know we’ve been together such a long long time (such a long time) And now I’m ready to lay it on the line (Wooow) You know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide… Continue reading What all woman want for Christmas