"It seems a cat named Hank is running for the Senate in Virginia. You know the difference between a cat and politician? A cat doesn’t pretend to care about you." -Jay Leno Traveling is a major part of my wife’s job as a saleswoman, and it’s not unheard-of for her to visit four or five… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Mick walks into Paddy’s barn and catches him doing a sexy striptease to a large piece of red machinery. Mick says "What the hell are you doing Paddy?" Paddy replies "Well me and Mary haven’t been getting on lately and the therapist recommended that I do something sexy to a tractor."
True story I recently taught my grade 6 class a unit on government. In a follow-up test, I asked the question: "What does democracy mean?" One very intelligent girl responded: "The freedom to elect your own dictators." … made even funnier by the fact that she was from the Philippines. Heard today on the ABC… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
I was reading my class a story titled ‘The Magic School Bus.’ In the story, the bus turns into a spaceship and the teacher takes the class on a tour of the planets. At one point, a tail light gets smashed and the teacher goes out in a spacesuit to fix it. Suddenly, the line… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies