On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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10 reasons we know Santa is a man No dress sense. Never replies to your letters. The chances of getting for are nil. Beer belly. Will only commit one day a year. Obsessed with stockings. Never stops to ask for directions. Too lazy to shave. He always wears the same clothes. Only willing to do… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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"Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant" What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians. That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards Tiger Woods crashed into a fire… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The generation gap proved glaringly obvious at the mail-order music company where my wife works as a customer service representative. Some university students, who were working part-time inputting customer information, wrote the following notes regarding some golden oldies: "Customer is looking for two song titles: ‘Shovel Off Two Buffaloes’ and ‘Honey, Suck a Rose.’" My… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies