A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A primary school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to debating the dog’s duties. “They use him to keep crowds back,” said one youngster. “No,”said another, “he’s just… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that’s not going to happen." If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is— it’s you. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
"Don’t worry about tomorrow. After all, today is the tomor- row you worried about yesterday." My mother taught for 11 years at a day-care center. One winter afternoon she was trying to show a young boy how to zip up his coat. "The secret," Mom said, "is to get this piece of the zipper to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies