The Fabulous Friday Funnies

"Miami was voted the worst road rage city. You have 20-year- olds doing 95, and 95-year-olds doing 20, that’s why."-Craig Ferguson The first time I met my wife, she was an intense aerobics instructor at my health club and I was an out-of-shape new member. After one grueling workout, I gasped, "This is really helping… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?" "You shall know tonight", he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a truck went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, ‘I’m gonna do that when I win lottery’ ‘What’s dat’, says his mate. ‘Send me lawn away to be cut’ "Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

"According to the National Institute of Health, as people age, their brains respond less strongly to rewards. They say older people become less excited when they win some- thing. Whoever did this study has never seen a bingo game." -Jay Leno I believe my little daughter wants a pair of glasses. I don’t know why… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

“For sale,” read the ad in our hospital’s weekly newsletter, “sleeveless wedding gown, white, size 8, veil included. Worn once, by mistake.” My niece was thrilled to hear that a new car wash was opening up in her neighborhood.”How convenient,” she said. “I can walk to it!” Prior to his biopsy, a patient confessed to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies