A frog walks into his local bank branch, asks for the loans officer. He goes in, sits on her desk, and sees shes called Patricia Whack. He asks her for a $50,000 loan to do a world cruise. She asks what security he has and he produces a 4 cm pink porcelain elephant and says… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife’s voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?" He replied, "Thank you, I’ll have chicken." "Don’t be stupid. You’re having soup. I was talking to the cat." Granddaughter being instructed about drink driving. Annabel… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Q. What do you call two straight days of rain in Auckland? A. A weekend! Q. What do you call Maoris on Prozac? A. Once we’re worriers "To promote the use of clean energy, a Swiss adventurist is going to fly around the world in a solar-powered airplane. He’s just praying that nothing bad will… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies