The Fabulous Friday Funnies

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman "There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage." James Holt… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

“The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.” —George Deukmejian TODAY’S STOCK MARKET RESULTS They are as follows. . . Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationery. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Stress Buster No. 19 Develop an attitude of gratitude. Before you go to bed each night, mentally answer these questions: What was the best thing I saw today, ate today, did for me today, did for someone else, received and what was funny today? Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies