The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Thought I would share this story from a class at a Secondary College. The Science Teacher brought the school goldfish back to the science room after the holidays. He told his Year 11 Biology Class that the fish “Amnesia” and “Dementia” were quite unhappy in the small aquarium in his shed during the holidays and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?" "You shall know tonight", he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Patricia’s sister was in hospital this week and was looking for some Christmas cheer in the sick room. She asked her hubby to track down the classic movie “Miracle on 34th Street” on DVD. Sometime later he returned with what he thought she had asked for… “Nightmare on Elm Street”’ When challenged he said he… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

It was the day after Christmas. The lawyer had gone out for the day, so the burglar, noticing this, broke into his house and stole all his Christmas gifts. He was almost out of the house when a police officer pulled up to the house and promptly apprehended the man. "You can’t arrest me!" the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Helping me sort clothes into "save" and "give away" piles, my six-year-old daughter came across a garter belt. "What’s this?" she asked. "It’s a garter belt," I said. Seeing that meant nothing to her, I added, "It’s for holding up stockings." "Ah," she said, carefully placing it in the "save" pile, "we’ll use it next… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a truck went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, ‘I’m gonna do that when I win lottery’ ‘What’s dat’, says his mate. ‘Send me lawn away to be cut’ "Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies