"Don’t worry, I can stay out late tonight," Joe told his friend Bob. "My wife’s gone for a two-week vacation in the Caribbean." "Jamaica?" Bob asked. "No, it was her idea." A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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One of the most successful inventors of all time was the man who invented the hay-bailing machine. Needless to say, he made a bundle. My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last night it took four policemen and a dog.
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"According to the National Institute of Health, as people age, their brains respond less strongly to rewards. They say older people become less excited when they win some- thing. Whoever did this study has never seen a bingo game." -Jay Leno I believe my little daughter wants a pair of glasses. I don’t know why… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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My 8 year old daughter returned to school after a week off due to the earthquake. They were asked to share their stories of the morning of the earthquake. According to her classmate, also aged 8, her father ran out to rescue the dog and the cat leaving her in her bed – where she… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Joke of the Year Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business. While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?"
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This proves that commonsense is not very common. My dad was booked to go on a trip and as a precaution he took out travel insurance unfortunately he died suddenly but when we activated the travel insurance we had to prove he was too sick to go on the trip, I gave them the death… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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I just had a visit to a year 4 class and they were talking about the breaking news that we had a new Prime Minister. When I asked if they knew the person’s name a little girl responded hesitantly "Um… Jule, Julie, Julia, Julia….Um Gill, Gill, Julia Gill???" when one of the boys piped up… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A couple are lying in bed. The man says, ‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.’ The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…’ Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder ‘Instruction Manuals’
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Staring at an empty cage, a zoo visitor asks, "Where are all the monkeys?" "It’s mating season," the keeper replies. "They’re inside." "Do you think they’d come out for peanuts?"