I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend, "That’s us in 10 years."She said, "That’s a mirror, you fool!" Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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True story I was teaching my class a Christmas song when all their eyes suddenly looked under the table behind me. I couldn’t believe I was looking at two identical lizards about 30cm ( 1 foot) long. One appeared to be doing push-ups and the other was walking in circles. "Look, they’re dancing to the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnie
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Our son Adam is 43 today. When he was five we got the dreaded question ," Where did I come from ? " back then I really wanted to tell him to wait till his Dad came home.However the experts of the time advised explaining it all in that age group lanuage truthfully.So I went… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time, her father’s nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn’t have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?" Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God’s Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn’t be here." Puzzled,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A young son asked, ‘Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?’Dad replied, ‘That happens in every country, son.’ Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60’s group The Monkees. I thought she was joking……..And then I saw her face … My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of matches….. you should have seen his little face light… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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One day a truckload of fertilizer went by this farm where a young boy lived. The boy stopped the truck and asked the driver, "What are you going to use this fertilizer for?" The man said, "For my strawberries." The boy replied, "Well at my place we put sugar and cream on our strawberries."
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Wallabies rugby practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Coach Robbie Deans immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the TRY LINE. Practice resumed after special… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach. The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you’d better be a little boulder."
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A true anecdote As we hurried out of the airport, I asked my partner to pick up a box of chocolates for Father’s Day while I collected the car. She picked up one already gift-wrapped. My 90-year-old father unwrapped this and opened the box to be greeted by chocolate figurines in all sorts of weird… Continue reading Fabulous Friday Funnies