An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep..… Continue reading Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa’s room …"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!" "What?" said her… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. Little Donna was in the back yard filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-faced youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you doing there, Donna?" "My goldfish died," replied little Donna… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A bear walks into a bar and says "Bartender, give me a gin…………………………………….and tonic. Bartender says, sure buddy but whats up with the long pause? The bear looks at his hands and say I dunno, my dad had them too.
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A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. ‘Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.’ Just heard there was an explosion at a pie factory… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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My son has been learning to drive. He is now the driving critic.He says, as we drive through the school zone, "You’re way over 40, Mum"I reply, "I have been for some time…" Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp.He… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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For Lexophiles To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. The batteries were given out free of charge. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
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On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A frog walks into his local bank branch, asks for the loans officer. He goes in, sits on her desk, and sees shes called Patricia Whack. He asks her for a $50,000 loan to do a world cruise. She asks what security he has and he produces a 4 cm pink porcelain elephant and says… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A middle-aged man asked the Trainer in the gym:"IF I wanted to impress that beautiful girl, which machine should I use?"The Trainer smiling replies:" The ATM machine outside the gym…" "Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day.Teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks."