True story A friend’s teenage son sat down at their kitchen table at 10 o’clock at night and poured himself some cereal. His mother asked him if he wanted some more dinner, as there was some left over in the fridge. He told her that he wasn’t really hungry but that he had to leave… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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"A new study found that eating healthy adds $380 to your grocery bill every year. Or as Americans put it, ‘Cool, I saved $380 this year!’" -Jimmy Fallon It’s just dawned on me…. My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants. His… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60’s group The Monkees. I thought she was joking……..And then I saw her face … My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of matches….. you should have seen his little face light… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Wallabies rugby practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Coach Robbie Deans immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the TRY LINE. Practice resumed after special… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. Little Donna was in the back yard filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-faced youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you doing there, Donna?" "My goldfish died," replied little Donna… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Mick walks into Paddy’s barn and catches him doing a sexy striptease to a large piece of red machinery. Mick says "What the hell are you doing Paddy?" Paddy replies "Well me and Mary haven’t been getting on lately and the therapist recommended that I do something sexy to a tractor."
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Movie Quotes – The First Drafts The Godfather"I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. Well, he can refuse it, of course. I just know that if someone were to make me an offer like this, I’d jump all over it. But who am I to impose my feelings on someone else?" The Terminator"I’ll… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Got my son a iPhone for his birthday the other week, and recently got my Daughter a iPod for hers, was dead chuffed when the family clubbed together and bought me an iPad for father’s day. Got my wife a iRon for her Birthday, it was around then the fight started……
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Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens. "That’s so clever," the woman gasps. "How did… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You’ll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies