Stress Buster No. 22. Get a health check. There are many disorders that initially do not have any obvious physical symptoms. For example you could be walking around with diabetes, high blood pressure or kidney disease and not know it. You’ll need to ask for an extended appointment with your GP when you book. I… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 20. Trade perfection for adequate. The extra effort involved in being a perfectionist can cause stress in your own life and in the lives of people who have to work with you. For some things near enough is good enough. Like a lot of husbands throughout history, Webster would sit down and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 19 Develop an attitude of gratitude. Before you go to bed each night, mentally answer these questions: What was the best thing I saw today, ate today, did for me today, did for someone else, received and what was funny today? Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 18 Be Creative “Without creativity there is only repetition and routine… creativity is needed for change, improvement and new directions.†(Edward de Bono). True Story My friend had Christmas one year with his brother at a beachside town. They cooked a whole snapper for tea – and brother complained about the bother… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 17 Work fewer hours Research shows that we can work at 100% efficiency for 45 hours a week. In the next 10 hours worked, efficiency drops by 50%, and for hours after that efficiency is only 25%. Q. What is white and big and would hurt you if it fell out of… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 16 Healthy Snacks Leaving it too long between meals can cause bad moods and headaches. Nutritious snacks include: natural yoghurt with fresh fruit, bananas, nuts, whole grain biscuits with low fat cheese and a mug of hot soup. “Everybody keeps saying that women are smarter than men, but did you ever see… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 16 Set Priorities Ask yourself often during the day, “What is the best use of my time right now?†Some Puns History is clumsy, it makes to many eras. When women enter middle age it give men a pause. Only kings worry about a receding heir line. Police were called into a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Finest media double-entendres
12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on TV & Radio Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!” New Zealand Rugby Commentator – “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him. “ Ted Walsh – Horse Racing… Continue reading Finest media double-entendres
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Stress Buster No. 15 Go for colour. Why do so many people wear black? Avoid black, grey and brown, those colours might look smart but won’t enhance your mood. Wear red, yellow, green, blue and pink to lift your mood, choose colours that make you smile. The following conversation took place one morning between a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 14. Ask for help We sometimes expect that people around us should see that we are overwhelmed and offer us help. Most people have no idea how we are feeling, but will gladly help if asked A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies