Stress Buster No. 3. Distractions can act like circuit breakers for stress. They give you “time out” and new thoughts to think. Ideas include: a short walk, a new location for a tea break, five minutes of a funny DVD, visiting a friend in another department, listening to music or sharing a riddle: What did… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 2. As you read the Friday Funnies allow yourself to be easily amused, this positive feeling can counteract the stress response and lead to relaxation. Here are a few St Valentine’s Day jokes for next week. A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 1. Do this now. Take a deep breathe and exhale slowly. This sends a message to the brain that your life is not under threat. As a result the body shuts off the stress hormones. Remember to take “breathe breaks” often. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
There’s a sign outside a Queensland garage, “Fill up and get free sex.” A man fills up and says, “Well? The attendant says, “Law says there’s got to be a little competion. “Think of a number.” “Eight”. “Bad luck mate, it’s nine.” The man drives off, stops at the next pub, orders a drink and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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St. Peter was at the pearly gates, making his usual list of names of people waiting to get into heaven. The first man walked up and Peter asked, “Who are you?” “It’s me, Albert Jones,” the voice replied. St. Peter took his name and let him in. St. Peter asked the second one the second… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A classic Christmas joke…. A few years ago it was a bad xmas for santa. Mrs Claus had left with a troll with a big xmas stocking, the toy making elves were on strike because the IR director had tried to put them on individual contracts, the sleigh needed new runners, the reindeers were hung… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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SOBER: The condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. A wife, one evening, drew her husband’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you do that?” “I don’t know her well enough.”… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills. The doctor says, “Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she once could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The woman knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned.” “What is it, child?” “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.” The priest turned, took a good look at her and said,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies