I was driving around and around a packed parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. Then I noticed a couple walking ahead of me. "Going out?" I called to them hopefully. "No," said the man. "Just friends."
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies
"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."—Jim Bishop "Scientists have developed a car that can run on water. The only problem is that the water has to come from the
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
An excited army recruit asked his Company Commander for immediate leave as his wife was going to have a baby. Permission was granted, and when the leave pass had been issued and the soldier was leaving, the officer asked exactly when the baby was due. "About nine months after I get home sir", replied the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
"Miami was voted the worst road rage city. You have 20-year- olds doing 95, and 95-year-olds doing 20, that’s why."-Craig Ferguson The first time I met my wife, she was an intense aerobics instructor at my health club and I was an out-of-shape new member. After one grueling workout, I gasped, "This is really helping… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A wife and her husband attended a very important business party thrown by her boss where the husband may have had one or two more than he should have. On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, "Have I ever told you how handsome and sexy and totally irresistible to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Thought I would share this story from a class at a Secondary College. The Science Teacher brought the school goldfish back to the science room after the holidays. He told his Year 11 Biology Class that the fish “Amnesia” and “Dementia” were quite unhappy in the small aquarium in his shed during the holidays and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Patricia’s sister was in hospital this week and was looking for some Christmas cheer in the sick room. She asked her hubby to track down the classic movie “Miracle on 34th Street” on DVD. Sometime later he returned with what he thought she had asked for… “Nightmare on Elm Street”’ When challenged he said he… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
"Don’t worry, I can stay out late tonight," Joe told his friend Bob. "My wife’s gone for a two-week vacation in the Caribbean." "Jamaica?" Bob asked. "No, it was her idea." A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A speaker was about to address a public meeting when he realised he’d lost his false teeth. He told the chairman he wouldn’t be able to deliver his speech. But a man in the front row produced a pair from his pocket and said "Why don’t you try these?".