"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time."-Demetri Martin "A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong."—Milton Berle I had a secretary who claimed that she liked to live like she types: Fast and with lots of mistakes.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A resourceful pooch is on the run in northern England after using a trampoline to catapult himself out of his fenced yard. Harvey, a squat Staffordshire bull terrier, apparently bounced his way to freedom after being unable to make it over the fence of his family’s yard in York. Pilot: “Have you ever flown in… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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This was so cute I had to share it…. I was explaining to my class of Australian six-year-olds that we wouldn’t be returning to school until Tuesday because of the Queen’s Birthday long weekend. They looked blank. I told them I meant the queen of England. Still blank. She is Queen Elizabeth, Prince Charles’s mother… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, ‘You know what? You have been with me all through the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Two funnies form my teaching days. “The knife was conceived in his swag.” ….. English Lesson and "Oh, accouchement leave is when you’re leaving to have a baby? Is that why we say ‘couchie, couchie, coo’ to babies?" …… Maternity Leave farewell comment from one of my Year 9 students – True story. Tea break… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Have you heard that a committee in Canberra has suggested naming the surrounds of The Lodge "The Kipling Gardens". Apparently this is because it’s now Rudd’s yard. Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A doctor told Mrs. Stone to give her husband one pill a day and one drink of whiskey to improve his stamina. A month later, when Mrs. Stone came in for another visit, the doctor asked, "How are we doing with the pill and the whiskey?" Mrs. Stone answered, "Well, he’s a little behind with… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Some petrol jokes… Jay Leno: "After the war, the plan is to divide Iraq into three parts … regular, premium, and unleaded." I have my car towed to work because it’s cheaper than buying gas. All in favor of conserving petrol, please raise your right foot. I saw a guy on the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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My husband seems to feel one should get their money’s worth on vacation. I’m not sure if I’m supposed to frolic every minute or not. But once when I was sitting in a beach chair on the sand, he came out of the surf and said, "This is costing us $300 a day – and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross you arms over your chest, and rub… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies