Gay Ray goes into the doctor’s office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, ‘ Ray , I’m not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.’ Ray is devastated. ‘Doc, what can I do? Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,… Continue reading Gay Ray
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. ‘You are all part of our team now’, said the HR manager during the welcoming briefing. ‘You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees’. The cannibals promised they would… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
What’s the difference between Australia Post and an elephant? Dunno! Well I won’t ask you to go and post a letter!! Q. Why did the boy take toilet paper to the party? A. He was a real party pooper!!!!! Q. What did they call winnie the poo when he got run over. A.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down. Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say? A: "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back." Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters, had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Quasimodo goes to a doctor for his annual checkup. "I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor says. "What makes you say that?" Quasimodo asks. "I don’t know," the doctor replies. "It’s just a hunch." Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong!… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A little boy had just started school. He was doing so well his grandfather took him to the zoo to celebrate. As they stopped at each enclosure the Grandfather would asked the boy, ‘What’s this?’ It’s a Lion,’ the boy replied. ‘That’s good,’ said Grandfather. ‘And what’s this in the next one?’ ‘Its tiger’ replied… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Reporter flips out 
Heard this on Keith and the Girl, ed funny as ever… A nice well spoken african-american television reporter flips out after a bug flies into his mouth. He quickly turns ghetto and lets lose while the camera man continues to record and laughs at him. httpv://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp9WtTi4TaA
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
When a man says it’s a silly, childish game, it’s probably something his wife can beat him at. Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the innkeeper, "Don’t mind us, we’re joined at the hip. I’m Joe, he’s Jim, we’ll have two… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Two cannibals were sitting down and were in the middle of feasting on a couple of clowns when one cannibal stopped eating and said to the other.. “Did that taste a bit funny to you?” One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies