Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies
It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and he was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker: “Would the gentleman on the woman’s tee please back up to the men’s tee!!” Our man was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A little boy had just started school. He was doing so well his grandfather took him to the zoo to celebrate. As they stopped at each enclosure the Grandfather would asked the boy, ‘What’s this?’ It’s a Lion,’ the boy replied. ‘That’s good,’ said Grandfather. ‘And what’s this in the next one?’ ‘Its tiger’ replied… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
When a man says it’s a silly, childish game, it’s probably something his wife can beat him at. Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the innkeeper, "Don’t mind us, we’re joined at the hip. I’m Joe, he’s Jim, we’ll have two… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Two cannibals were sitting down and were in the middle of feasting on a couple of clowns when one cannibal stopped eating and said to the other.. “Did that taste a bit funny to you?” One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A doctor told Mrs. Stone to give her husband one pill a day and one drink of whiskey to improve his stamina. A month later, when Mrs. Stone came in for another visit, the doctor asked, "How are we doing with the pill and the whiskey?" Mrs. Stone answered, "Well, he’s a little behind with… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Some petrol jokes… Jay Leno: "After the war, the plan is to divide Iraq into three parts … regular, premium, and unleaded." I have my car towed to work because it’s cheaper than buying gas. All in favor of conserving petrol, please raise your right foot. I saw a guy on the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
“The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.” —George Deukmejian TODAY’S STOCK MARKET RESULTS They are as follows. . . Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationery. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Genie
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf…..Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, ‘I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to go up there, find the owner, apologise and see how… Continue reading The Genie
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Stress Buster No. 39 Energise with achievements. As the year draws to a close, make time to reflect on all you’ve achieved this year personally and as a family. Make a list to share, discuss and celebrate. On a queue in a bookshop yesterday, Patricia decided to have a bit of a grumble with the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies