Category: Friday Funnies

While leading a tour of kindergarten students through our hospital, I overheard a conversation between one little girl and an x-ray technician. “Have you ever broken a bone?” he asked. “Yes,” the girl replied. “Did it hurt?” “No.” “Really? Which bone did you break?” “My sister’s arm.” A three year study was just completed on… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly. The other man said, “What… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Q. Why was Roberto Benigni the last Italian to be nominated for an Academy Award? A. Because all the best Italian actors are on the soccer field. …. Bill Fagan… letters to The Age “Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.” — I.F. Stone Ham and eggs. A day’s… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. “You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. Look at me… in me, I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Indian blood, and some Swedish blood. What do you say… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.” The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you make babies?” “It’s simple,” replied the girl. “You just change “y” to “i” and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

“Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.” — Don Herold A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Some workmen are working at a building site opposite the home of a little four year old boy. Each lunchtime, the workmen sit down in the street to have their lunch and the little boy joins them. One day, his mother asks him what he wants in his sandwich. He asks for a plain old… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Chinese have finally done it. They now have the most sought after capability of modern technology. They can deliver take-out to the International Space Station. In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking. “Next question,” announced the instructor. “How would you like to be… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

A man walked into the doctors, he said, “I’ve hurt my arm in several places” The doctor said, “Well don’t go there anymore” Ireland’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies