The Fabulous Friday Funnies

A new US Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. “Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Monday Funnies

A woman confided to her girlfriend, “My ex-husband wants to marry me again.” The friend said, “How flattering.” The woman replied, “Not really. I think he’s after the money I married him for.” “Nice threads, man,” commented Donald when his buddy showed up one day in a snappy new suit. “Where’d you pick ’em up?”… Continue reading The Fabulous Monday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" As a secret shopper for a large department store, my sister made purchases at various chains and then reported back to supervisors on the clerks’ performances. After a few weeks, I asked her if she was enjoying… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Time for a Little Johnny ON MATH A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.” The teacher replies, “The correct answer… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

“You’ll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won’t press charges.” –Raul Julia as Gomez Addams in “Addams Family Values” to Uncle Fester. A woman’s husband dies. He had left $50,000 to be used for an elaborate funeral. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that “there… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies