Two funnies form my teaching days. “The knife was conceived in his swag.” ….. English Lesson and "Oh, accouchement leave is when you’re leaving to have a baby? Is that why we say ‘couchie, couchie, coo’ to babies?" …… Maternity Leave farewell comment from one of my Year 9 students – True story. Tea break… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
On a lonely, moonlit country road a young man’s car engine started to cough. Immediately pulling over to a scenic little spot he said to the young lady next to him, “That’s funny, I wonder what that knocking noise was?” “I’ll tell you one thing for sure,” said the girl coolly, “It wasn’t opportunity.” A… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Have you heard that a committee in Canberra has suggested naming the surrounds of The Lodge "The Kipling Gardens". Apparently this is because it’s now Rudd’s yard. Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A doctor told Mrs. Stone to give her husband one pill a day and one drink of whiskey to improve his stamina. A month later, when Mrs. Stone came in for another visit, the doctor asked, "How are we doing with the pill and the whiskey?" Mrs. Stone answered, "Well, he’s a little behind with… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Some petrol jokes… Jay Leno: "After the war, the plan is to divide Iraq into three parts … regular, premium, and unleaded." I have my car towed to work because it’s cheaper than buying gas. All in favor of conserving petrol, please raise your right foot. I saw a guy on the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
My husband seems to feel one should get their money’s worth on vacation. I’m not sure if I’m supposed to frolic every minute or not. But once when I was sitting in a beach chair on the sand, he came out of the surf and said, "This is costing us $300 a day – and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross you arms over your chest, and rub… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
“The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he’ll be late for supper and she’s already left a note that it’s in the refrigerator.” –Bill Lawrence Since another church member, Bonnie, had mentioned that she and her husband were struggling with a big decision on whether they should become missionaries, my friend offered to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Fabulous Friday Funnies – Easter Double Up (Part Two)
"You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap." —Dolly Parton When I was in an antique shop in a Victorian country town recently I saw this sign…. “Any unsupervised children will be given unlimited red cordial and told they can take a cute puppy home.†"According to Glamour magazine, 83 percent of… Continue reading Fabulous Friday Funnies – Easter Double Up (Part Two)
Fabulous Friday Funnies – Easter Double Up (Part One)
A guy with a black eye boards his plane and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye too. He says to him, ‘Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?’ The other guy says,… Continue reading Fabulous Friday Funnies – Easter Double Up (Part One)