True story Last night my grandson, who is 13, asked me if I knew anyone who was in World War II. I told him that the first one that sprung to my mind was my Dad. He then asked me if he came out of it alive!!! My friend wanted a boat more than anything.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A guy sees a beautiful, young woman at the other end of the bar. He walks up to her and says, "Where have you been all my life?" "Well," she says looking him up and down, "for the first half of it, I wasn’t even born." A friend’s young daughter heard a riddle in kindergarten… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A Wee Scottish Tale. A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn. A Gamekeeper shouts: ‘Dinnae drink tha waater! Et’s foo ae coo’s shite an pish!’ The man replies: ‘My Good fellow, I’m from England. Could you repeat that in English for me?’ The keeper replies: ‘I said, use two… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Everyone has a right to make money. A sign posted at a local pub reads "Be safe: Don’t drink and drive. But please still drink." When a lonely frog consults a fortune-teller, he’s told not to worry. "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl,"she says, "and she will want to know everything about… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Since my purchases came to $19.06, I handed the cashier a twenty. "Do you have six cents?" she asked. "Sorry," I said after fishing around my pockets, "I have no cents." "Finally," she muttered, "a man who can admit it." True story I rang my plumber for a gas leak and he promptly came. After… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The funniest thing I heard this week was a mother calling into a radio station complaining about the school holidays.She said, “Life is short… but school holidays seem to go on forever!” Another woman suggested that all you need is a large supply of riddles…. Here is one from Joy… Q. How do Teddy Bears… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Q. What do you call two straight days of rain in Auckland? A. A weekend! Q. What do you call Maoris on Prozac? A. Once we’re worriers "To promote the use of clean energy, a Swiss adventurist is going to fly around the world in a solar-powered airplane. He’s just praying that nothing bad will… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: ‘Dad, where did my intelligence come from?’ The father replied, ‘Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.’
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
“For sale,” read the ad in our hospital’s weekly newsletter, “sleeveless wedding gown, white, size 8, veil included. Worn once, by mistake.” My niece was thrilled to hear that a new car wash was opening up in her neighborhood.”How convenient,” she said. “I can walk to it!” Prior to his biopsy, a patient confessed to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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What’s Irish and out all night? Patty O’Furniture My doctor said I was paranoid… well, he didn’t actually say it, but I could tell he was thinking it.