We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and the bishop were in attendance. At one point, our minister had the children gather at the altar for a talk about the importance of the day. He began by asking, “Does anyone know what the bishop does?” There was silence. Finally,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A bear walks into a bar and says "Bartender, give me a gin…………………………………….and tonic. Bartender says, sure buddy but whats up with the long pause? The bear looks at his hands and say I dunno, my dad had them too.
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Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ? Everybody won. I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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10 reasons we know Santa is a man No dress sense. Never replies to your letters. The chances of getting for are nil. Beer belly. Will only commit one day a year. Obsessed with stockings. Never stops to ask for directions. Too lazy to shave. He always wears the same clothes. Only willing to do… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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An elderly gentleman…. had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, ‘Your… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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"Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant" What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians. That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards Tiger Woods crashed into a fire… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Tiger Woods Jokes
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par. What were Tiger Woods and his… Continue reading Tiger Woods Jokes
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Stress Buster No. 19 Develop an attitude of gratitude. Before you go to bed each night, mentally answer these questions: What was the best thing I saw today, ate today, did for me today, did for someone else, received and what was funny today? Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies