Stress Buster No. 16 Set Priorities Ask yourself often during the day, “What is the best use of my time right now?†Some Puns History is clumsy, it makes to many eras. When women enter middle age it give men a pause. Only kings worry about a receding heir line. Police were called into a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 15 Go for colour. Why do so many people wear black? Avoid black, grey and brown, those colours might look smart but won’t enhance your mood. Wear red, yellow, green, blue and pink to lift your mood, choose colours that make you smile. The following conversation took place one morning between a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 14. Ask for help We sometimes expect that people around us should see that we are overwhelmed and offer us help. Most people have no idea how we are feeling, but will gladly help if asked A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 14. Be optimistic This means expecting the most favourable result from your own actions. An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night she seemed upset. “What happened, Mother?” the daughter asked. “I had to slap his face three… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 13. Get a pet. Surveys consistently show that pets can slow your heart rate, lower your blood pleasure and help us sleep better. Mothers come in all shapes and sizes. For example, an Italian mother might chastise her offspring for not eating by saying, “Eat your dinner, or I’ll kill you.” A… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 12. Step outside yourself Think of someone you know who needs a cheer up, (family, friends or colleagues). and forward the Friday Funnies by email. Or print out and send the old fashioned way if they are not connected to the net. “This is a weird story. President Bush has apologized today… Continue reading Friday Funnies – Final Day at TUMONZ
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Stress Buster No. 11 Keep moving Brisk walking for just 30 minutes a day, can increase your restance to stress and your ability to recover more quickly. “Miami was voted the worst road rage city. You have 20-year- olds doing 95, and 95-year-olds doing 20, that’s why.” -Craig Ferguson “New York City was hosting a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 10. Be a Joy Germ. Step outside yourself and bring joy to others. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday He asked me how old I was, and I told him, “62.” He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at 1?”… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 9. Take a break. As one person said to us, “Some people think they are doing you a favour by working through their lunch break, but don’t realise how grumpy they get because they have not eaten. Rules are the means of a girl’s assessing which man she likes well enough to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 9 Cut down on caffeine. Caffeine stimulates the production of adrenaline which is the last thing you want when you are stressed. A Queensland grazier visiting a NSW farmer asked him to show him around his property. After seeing the 1,000 acre spread, the Queenslander bragged that up north, he could get… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies