My son has been learning to drive. He is now the driving critic.He says, as we drive through the school zone, "You’re way over 40, Mum"I reply, "I have been for some time…" Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp.He… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Did you know that a recent study shows that 6 out of the 7 dwarfs are not happy Sky news report. The USA have intensified their attack on Libya.They sent in another 3 ships – 2 full of sand and one full of cement..it was a mortar attack.
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I was driving around and around a packed parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. Then I noticed a couple walking ahead of me. "Going out?" I called to them hopefully. "No," said the man. "Just friends."
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A waitress became violently ill while at work and was rushed by ambulance to the emergency room. In typical hospital fashion, she was placed on an examining table and then all but ignored for the next half-hour. Finally, she noticed a doctor out in the hall and yelled, "Please help me!" "Sorry," he replied, "it’s… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."—Jim Bishop "Scientists have developed a car that can run on water. The only problem is that the water has to come from the
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A wife and her husband attended a very important business party thrown by her boss where the husband may have had one or two more than he should have. On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, "Have I ever told you how handsome and sexy and totally irresistible to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Thought I would share this story from a class at a Secondary College. The Science Teacher brought the school goldfish back to the science room after the holidays. He told his Year 11 Biology Class that the fish “Amnesia” and “Dementia” were quite unhappy in the small aquarium in his shed during the holidays and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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It was the day after Christmas. The lawyer had gone out for the day, so the burglar, noticing this, broke into his house and stole all his Christmas gifts. He was almost out of the house when a police officer pulled up to the house and promptly apprehended the man. "You can’t arrest me!" the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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"Don’t worry, I can stay out late tonight," Joe told his friend Bob. "My wife’s gone for a two-week vacation in the Caribbean." "Jamaica?" Bob asked. "No, it was her idea." A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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"According to the National Institute of Health, as people age, their brains respond less strongly to rewards. They say older people become less excited when they win some- thing. Whoever did this study has never seen a bingo game." -Jay Leno I believe my little daughter wants a pair of glasses. I don’t know why… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies