A man went to the Patent Office trying to register some of his inventions. He went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down his personal info and then asked him what he had invented. He said, “A… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 28. Time together and time apart Only you can judge this. When you have time apart, you bring new experiences and a freshness back into the relationship. However balance is important, if you have too much time apart, you can start to live separate lives. "Here’s to woman! Would that we could… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 28. Ask nicely You hear it all the time â€It’s not what they said, it was the way they said it!†Consider saying ‘Have you thought of putting the rubbish out?’ This gives the person the chance to say ‘Yes’ even if they haven’t. “My uncle’s dying wish was that he wanted… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Five or Nine Inches?
A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says ‘Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now you probably won’t remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.’ ‘You’re going to be OK, you’ll walk again, everything, but something happened. I’m trying to break this gently… Continue reading Five or Nine Inches?
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Stress Buster No. 26 Criticising each other’s family. It’s OK for your partner to criticise their own family, but be warned, you put yourself at risk by joining in. A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 25. Learn a language. It concentrates the mind wonderfully. “You know those shows where people can call in and vote on different issues? Did you ever notice there’s always like 18 percent that say ‘I don’t know’? It costs 90 cents to call up and vote–and they’re voting ‘I don’t know.’ “Honey,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 24. Take a holiday. A man was sleeping soundly when his wife shook him and said, “Wake up, someone is breaking in!” The man had gone through this same scenario almost every night of his marriage, and he knew that the only way he would get any rest was to get up… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 23. Eat anti-ageing foods. Tomatoes, blue berries, apples, watermelon, peppers, pumpkin, broccholi, leafy greens, eggs, salmon, soy, tofu, beans, small handful of nuts, dark chocolate (75% cocoa). I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, “That’s Aboriginal.” A priest from Ireland was assigned… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 22. Get a health check. There are many disorders that initially do not have any obvious physical symptoms. For example you could be walking around with diabetes, high blood pressure or kidney disease and not know it. You’ll need to ask for an extended appointment with your GP when you book. I… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 21. Make friends. Make time for friends. Surround yourself with their photos to remind you to call them up and see them. The young woman really thought she’d been very patient through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage. One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies