In the sauna – TODAY Enjoying a sauna can be your reward for having a decent workout and it’s worth taking the time to do this, to detoxify, relax and feel great! It’s also a FUN way to have a chat with others. You actually hear some priceless things like I heard TODAY between eight… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A father and son went hunting together for the first time.The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I’ll be across the field." A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his on. "What’s wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet." The boy, …bless… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. ‘What was that for?’ he asked. ‘That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,’ she replied. ‘Two weeks ago when… Continue reading Fabulous Friday Funnies
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I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down. Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say? A: "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back." Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters, had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Quasimodo goes to a doctor for his annual checkup. "I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor says. "What makes you say that?" Quasimodo asks. "I don’t know," the doctor replies. "It’s just a hunch." Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong!… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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When a man says it’s a silly, childish game, it’s probably something his wife can beat him at. Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the innkeeper, "Don’t mind us, we’re joined at the hip. I’m Joe, he’s Jim, we’ll have two… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Two cannibals were sitting down and were in the middle of feasting on a couple of clowns when one cannibal stopped eating and said to the other.. “Did that taste a bit funny to you?” One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time."-Demetri Martin "A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong."—Milton Berle I had a secretary who claimed that she liked to live like she types: Fast and with lots of mistakes.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A resourceful pooch is on the run in northern England after using a trampoline to catapult himself out of his fenced yard. Harvey, a squat Staffordshire bull terrier, apparently bounced his way to freedom after being unable to make it over the fence of his family’s yard in York. Pilot: “Have you ever flown in… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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This was so cute I had to share it…. I was explaining to my class of Australian six-year-olds that we wouldn’t be returning to school until Tuesday because of the Queen’s Birthday long weekend. They looked blank. I told them I meant the queen of England. Still blank. She is Queen Elizabeth, Prince Charles’s mother… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies