The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Since my purchases came to $19.06, I handed the cashier a twenty. "Do you have six cents?" she asked. "Sorry," I said after fishing around my pockets, "I have no cents." "Finally," she muttered, "a man who can admit it." True story I rang my plumber for a gas leak and he promptly came. After… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The funniest thing I heard this week was a mother calling into a radio station complaining about the school holidays.She said, “Life is short… but school holidays seem to go on forever!” Another woman suggested that all you need is a large supply of riddles…. Here is one from Joy… Q. How do Teddy Bears… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Kaylee Rae Hodge

Introducing Kaylee Rae Hodge. We arrived at the Rotorua Hospital just before 11am on the morning of June 18, 2009. We were quickly shown to our room (room nine) in the perinatal ward of the hospital as the birthing ward was all full up. After some initial consults from staff midwifes, the anesthialogist and the… Continue reading Kaylee Rae Hodge

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

“For sale,” read the ad in our hospital’s weekly newsletter, “sleeveless wedding gown, white, size 8, veil included. Worn once, by mistake.” My niece was thrilled to hear that a new car wash was opening up in her neighborhood.”How convenient,” she said. “I can walk to it!” Prior to his biopsy, a patient confessed to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Baby 2.0

This time tomorrow, we’ll have another child. Kim is going into hospital tomorrow morning for an elective cesarean (c-section) operation in the afternoon. I’m not sure who’s more nervous, last time I nearly passed out. But with the help of our Midwife Midhusband Graham, I’m hoping to stand up and watch the baby being removed… Continue reading Baby 2.0