Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par. What were Tiger Woods and his… Continue reading Tiger Woods Jokes
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
While getting dressed one morning, I decided I’d been spending too much time on my computer: I caught myself checking the lower right corner of my makeup mirror to see what time it was. From Gregory Granddad was reminiscing about the good old days… "When I were a lad, me mother would send me down… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Caught in the act of bowls
Every Thursday this month, Craig Hammond and James Fitzgerald, two workmates from Destination Rotorua Tourism Marketing and I are playing bowls at a local Rotorua bowling club taking being part of Mates in Bowls. The first week there was a local photographer down there snapping away and took our names and phone numbers. I was… Continue reading Caught in the act of bowls
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I was reading my class a story titled ‘The Magic School Bus.’ In the story, the bus turns into a spaceship and the teacher takes the class on a tour of the planets. At one point, a tail light gets smashed and the teacher goes out in a spacesuit to fix it. Suddenly, the line… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife’s voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?" He replied, "Thank you, I’ll have chicken." "Don’t be stupid. You’re having soup. I was talking to the cat." Granddaughter being instructed about drink driving. Annabel… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Husband is prone to dislocating his kneecap when he over exerts himself, and wife is familiar with the urgency of relocating said kneecap. The cure is to place the lower leg on the same plane as the upper leg in very short time so the offending kneecap will slide back into position. Two of our… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the problem is. "Well," said Eric, "I ran afoul of one of those women’s questions women ask. Now I’m in deep… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessedit) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, ‘Its golf balls’. Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Fosters and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,’ he replies. ‘Put them back, we can’t afford them,’ demands the wife, and so… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Moving up in the world 
Well, I’m certainly moving up in world, not up the corporate ladder, but physically up in our office, to the third floor. My new office is the highest room in our entire building, right underneath the clock. So all day long I hear the ticking of the clock.