Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous snakes?" The other replied, "You’re darn right we’re poisonous! We’re rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?" To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue."
Every night, Harry goes out drinking. And every night, his wife, Louise, yells at him. One day, one of Louise’s friends suggests that she try a different tack. "Welcome him home with a kiss and some loving words," she says. "He might change his ways." That night, Harry stumbles back home as usual. But instead… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Every Thursday this month, Craig Hammond and James Fitzgerald, two workmates from Destination Rotorua Tourism Marketing and I are playing bowls at a local Rotorua bowling club taking being part of Mates in Bowls. The first week there was a local photographer down there snapping away and took our names and phone numbers. I was… Continue reading Caught in the act of bowls
Got this email today and thought it was very good. I know someone who could use a guide like this when they go out into town in Rotorua. Hope you all have a great Christmas festive season and a prosperous new year. Don’t drink and drive and enjoy what fine weather we may have. SYMPTOM… Continue reading Christmas Drinking Guide