Stress Buster No. 19 Develop an attitude of gratitude. Before you go to bed each night, mentally answer these questions: What was the best thing I saw today, ate today, did for me today, did for someone else, received and what was funny today? Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Stress Buster No. 18 Be Creative “Without creativity there is only repetition and routine… creativity is needed for change, improvement and new directions.†(Edward de Bono). True Story My friend had Christmas one year with his brother at a beachside town. They cooked a whole snapper for tea – and brother complained about the bother… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 17 Work fewer hours Research shows that we can work at 100% efficiency for 45 hours a week. In the next 10 hours worked, efficiency drops by 50%, and for hours after that efficiency is only 25%. Q. What is white and big and would hurt you if it fell out of… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 16 Healthy Snacks Leaving it too long between meals can cause bad moods and headaches. Nutritious snacks include: natural yoghurt with fresh fruit, bananas, nuts, whole grain biscuits with low fat cheese and a mug of hot soup. “Everybody keeps saying that women are smarter than men, but did you ever see… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 16 Set Priorities Ask yourself often during the day, “What is the best use of my time right now?†Some Puns History is clumsy, it makes to many eras. When women enter middle age it give men a pause. Only kings worry about a receding heir line. Police were called into a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 15 Go for colour. Why do so many people wear black? Avoid black, grey and brown, those colours might look smart but won’t enhance your mood. Wear red, yellow, green, blue and pink to lift your mood, choose colours that make you smile. The following conversation took place one morning between a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 14. Ask for help We sometimes expect that people around us should see that we are overwhelmed and offer us help. Most people have no idea how we are feeling, but will gladly help if asked A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 14. Be optimistic This means expecting the most favourable result from your own actions. An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night she seemed upset. “What happened, Mother?” the daughter asked. “I had to slap his face three… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 13. Get a pet. Surveys consistently show that pets can slow your heart rate, lower your blood pleasure and help us sleep better. Mothers come in all shapes and sizes. For example, an Italian mother might chastise her offspring for not eating by saying, “Eat your dinner, or I’ll kill you.” A… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Friday Funnies – Final Day at TUMONZ
Stress Buster No. 12. Step outside yourself Think of someone you know who needs a cheer up, (family, friends or colleagues). and forward the Friday Funnies by email. Or print out and send the old fashioned way if they are not connected to the net. “This is a weird story. President Bush has apologized today… Continue reading Friday Funnies – Final Day at TUMONZ