Stress Buster No. 14. Be optimistic This means expecting the most favourable result from your own actions. An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night she seemed upset. “What happened, Mother?” the daughter asked. “I had to slap his face three… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 13. Get a pet. Surveys consistently show that pets can slow your heart rate, lower your blood pleasure and help us sleep better. Mothers come in all shapes and sizes. For example, an Italian mother might chastise her offspring for not eating by saying, “Eat your dinner, or I’ll kill you.” A… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Friday Funnies – Final Day at TUMONZ
Stress Buster No. 12. Step outside yourself Think of someone you know who needs a cheer up, (family, friends or colleagues). and forward the Friday Funnies by email. Or print out and send the old fashioned way if they are not connected to the net. “This is a weird story. President Bush has apologized today… Continue reading Friday Funnies – Final Day at TUMONZ
New Words for 2007
SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person. SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. TESTICULATING Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. BLAMESTORMING Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps… Continue reading New Words for 2007
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Stress Buster No. 11 Keep moving Brisk walking for just 30 minutes a day, can increase your restance to stress and your ability to recover more quickly. “Miami was voted the worst road rage city. You have 20-year- olds doing 95, and 95-year-olds doing 20, that’s why.” -Craig Ferguson “New York City was hosting a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 10. Be a Joy Germ. Step outside yourself and bring joy to others. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday He asked me how old I was, and I told him, “62.” He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at 1?”… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 9. Take a break. As one person said to us, “Some people think they are doing you a favour by working through their lunch break, but don’t realise how grumpy they get because they have not eaten. Rules are the means of a girl’s assessing which man she likes well enough to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 9 Cut down on caffeine. Caffeine stimulates the production of adrenaline which is the last thing you want when you are stressed. A Queensland grazier visiting a NSW farmer asked him to show him around his property. After seeing the 1,000 acre spread, the Queenslander bragged that up north, he could get… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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We live in country Victoria. A couple of weeks ago it actually rained nearly all day. My 6 year old boy couldn’t believe it and with wide eyes asked “Do we even own rain coats?” Unfortunately, it hasn’t rained since. “I was in McDonald’s and I saw this kid take his Happy Meal toy and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Shayne’s Stress Buster No. 8 Do something you love. This means that when you’re doing it, you lose track of time. A hobby can be a great stress buster: belly dancing, collecting, painting, gardening, hang gliding, going to the movies or theatre shows. Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies