The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Stress Buster No. 14. Be optimistic This means expecting the most favourable result from your own actions. An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night she seemed upset. “What happened, Mother?” the daughter asked. “I had to slap his face three… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Friday Funnies – Final Day at TUMONZ

Stress Buster No. 12. Step outside yourself Think of someone you know who needs a cheer up, (family, friends or colleagues). and forward the Friday Funnies by email. Or print out and send the old fashioned way if they are not connected to the net. “This is a weird story. President Bush has apologized today… Continue reading Friday Funnies – Final Day at TUMONZ

New Words for 2007

SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person. SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. TESTICULATING Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. BLAMESTORMING Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps… Continue reading New Words for 2007

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Stress Buster No. 11 Keep moving Brisk walking for just 30 minutes a day, can increase your restance to stress and your ability to recover more quickly. “Miami was voted the worst road rage city. You have 20-year- olds doing 95, and 95-year-olds doing 20, that’s why.” -Craig Ferguson “New York City was hosting a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies