52 things you would love to say out loud at work

I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of sh*t. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to¬†pronounce. How about never? Is never good for you? I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate¬†yourself in public. I’m really easy to get along with once you… Continue reading 52 things you would love to say out loud at work

New Words for 2007

SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person. SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. TESTICULATING Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. BLAMESTORMING Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps… Continue reading New Words for 2007

How tricky is this?

Here is an interesting & weird one for you…… Open a new Microsoft Word document and type: = rand (200, there 99) then press “enter” Wait for three seconds and look again… Not even Microsoft people can explain that one