The Fabulous Friday Funnies

On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: ‘I haven’t got a pen, so I’m steaming up the window to write the number on’. Tech Support: ‘I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop’. Customer: ‘OK’. Tech Support: ‘Did you get a pop-up menu?’. Customer:… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

52 things you would love to say out loud at work

I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of sh*t. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to¬†pronounce. How about never? Is never good for you? I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate¬†yourself in public. I’m really easy to get along with once you… Continue reading 52 things you would love to say out loud at work

Last Day working for TUMONZ tomorrow

Well, my time at Management Technology Systems Limited has finally drawn to a close and it’s been a wonderful time. Creators of the fine New Zealand mapping product, TUMONZ. I started here back in June of 2002 when we were still shipping out TUMONZ version 1. Since then, we have developed the product much more… Continue reading Last Day working for TUMONZ tomorrow