Blond on a cruise ship DEAR DIARY: DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship – all my best dresses and make-up… Really excited. DEAR DIARY: DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today – seems a very nice man. DEAR DIARY: DAY 3 At the pool… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Three Irishmen, drunk as can be, come staggering down the street singing Danny Boy at the top of their lungs. They stop in front of Flaherty’s house still singing. After a few minutes the window flies open and Mrs. Flaherty yells out, "Why don’t you drunken sots go somewhere else!" "Are you Mrs. Flaherty?" asks… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Our new Kindergarten class returned to school for their second day. A little boy sitting at the front, with a concerned look on his face, put up his hand. "Will any of us graduate today?" he asked. Some bad puns I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, butit turned out to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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"I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them." -Unknown "Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs." –P. J.O’Rourke At a wedding I recently attended, the priest called for a moment of silence to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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"Canada could have had French culture, American know-how, and English government. Instead it got French government, English know-how, and American culture." –John Colombo While I was working in the men’s section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband. When I asked about his… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A Wee Scottish Tale. A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn. A Gamekeeper shouts: ‘Dinnae drink tha waater! Et’s foo ae coo’s shite an pish!’ The man replies: ‘My Good fellow, I’m from England. Could you repeat that in English for me?’ The keeper replies: ‘I said, use two… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Since my purchases came to $19.06, I handed the cashier a twenty. "Do you have six cents?" she asked. "Sorry," I said after fishing around my pockets, "I have no cents." "Finally," she muttered, "a man who can admit it." True story I rang my plumber for a gas leak and he promptly came. After… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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What’s Irish and out all night? Patty O’Furniture My doctor said I was paranoid… well, he didn’t actually say it, but I could tell he was thinking it.
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It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and he was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker: “Would the gentleman on the woman’s tee please back up to the men’s tee!!” Our man was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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"As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you’re grown up, a credit card does it." –Sam Ewing A man said to his wife one day, ‘I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. ‘The wife responded, ‘Allow me to explain.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies