Got my son a iPhone for his birthday the other week, and recently got my Daughter a iPod for hers, was dead chuffed when the family clubbed together and bought me an iPad for father’s day. Got my wife a iRon for her Birthday, it was around then the fight started……
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This proves that commonsense is not very common. My dad was booked to go on a trip and as a precaution he took out travel insurance unfortunately he died suddenly but when we activated the travel insurance we had to prove he was too sick to go on the trip, I gave them the death… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Why Men Are Happier People
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
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Sent by Kevin Rudd (former Australian prime minister) “Hey guys it’s me, Kevin. Remember that $900 I lent you last year? Yeah well I lost my job and I’m gonna need that back….”
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This is another true First Aid course joke: The refresher course for first aid was a bit tedious; the young instructor was clearly nervous and was trying to do everything ‘by the book’. That is until she told us about doing the “Heineken manoeuvre “ – perhaps it’s bringing the beer up to your mouth… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A couple are lying in bed. The man says, ‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.’ The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…’ Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder ‘Instruction Manuals’
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Staring at an empty cage, a zoo visitor asks, "Where are all the monkeys?" "It’s mating season," the keeper replies. "They’re inside." "Do you think they’d come out for peanuts?"
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Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, ‘Maggie – put your hat and coat on, lassie.’ She replied, ‘Awe Jock that’s nice – are you takin’ me tae da pub with you?’ ‘Nay, Jock replied, I’m switchin’ da… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn’t tell, but I got the license number." A man applying for a job at a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Blond on a cruise ship DEAR DIARY: DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship – all my best dresses and make-up… Really excited. DEAR DIARY: DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today – seems a very nice man. DEAR DIARY: DAY 3 At the pool… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies