Funny but true My friend has an ultralight aircraft. These can and sometimes do have motor or structural failures while in flight and while normally a safe forced landing can be made, many operators opt for a spring loaded parachute. This canister attaches to the strut and in the event of an unrecoverable flight problem… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A new US Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. “Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer. Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds? A. The bonds mature. Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them. Q. What do you call a woman who… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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An American journalist was stopped at a Russian checkpoint in the bullet-pocked suburb of Chechnya. The Russian soldier said, “Get out of the car and open the trunk!” The American replied, “I’m sorry, but the handbrake on the car is broken. I can’t take my foot off the brake or it’ll roll back down the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
7 Kinds of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you… Continue reading 7 Kinds of Sex
Harvey and Gladys
Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself. You know, Harvey, “she comments. “I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs dangle to my waist, my arms and legs… Continue reading Harvey and Gladys
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A woman confided to her girlfriend, “My ex-husband wants to marry me again.” The friend said, “How flattering.” The woman replied, “Not really. I think he’s after the money I married him for.” “Nice threads, man,” commented Donald when his buddy showed up one day in a snappy new suit. “Where’d you pick ’em up?”… Continue reading The Fabulous Monday Funnies
FUKITOL 
Dont you wish you could go down to your local chemist and pick up a pack of these…
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" As a secret shopper for a large department store, my sister made purchases at various chains and then reported back to supervisors on the clerks’ performances. After a few weeks, I asked her if she was enjoying… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Pregnancy Test 
Thought this was a little topical, drug We ended up testing twice, order as we had an expired pregnancy test in the draw. Enjoy [coolplayer width=”480″ height=”380″ autoplay=”0″ loop=”0″ charset=”utf-8″ download=”0″ mediatype=””] http://adrianhodge.com/video/blonde_meets_apple.flv [/coolplayer]