The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, nurse even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say “screw you.”
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
Which means you get Nun in the morning, sale Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone!!!
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!