Harvey and Gladys

Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed.
Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.

You know, Harvey, “she comments. “I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature.
My face is all wrinkled, my boobs dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, and…my butt looks like a
deflated version of the Hindenberg!”
She turned to face her husband and said, “Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself.”

Harvey studied Gladys critically for a moment and then said in a soft, thoughtful voice,
“Well.. there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight.”