Stress Buster No. 9. Take a break. As one person said to us, “Some people think they are doing you a favour by working through their lunch break, but don’t realise how grumpy they get because they have not eaten. Rules are the means of a girl’s assessing which man she likes well enough to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 9 Cut down on caffeine. Caffeine stimulates the production of adrenaline which is the last thing you want when you are stressed. A Queensland grazier visiting a NSW farmer asked him to show him around his property. After seeing the 1,000 acre spread, the Queenslander bragged that up north, he could get… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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We live in country Victoria. A couple of weeks ago it actually rained nearly all day. My 6 year old boy couldn’t believe it and with wide eyes asked “Do we even own rain coats?” Unfortunately, it hasn’t rained since. “I was in McDonald’s and I saw this kid take his Happy Meal toy and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Shayne’s Stress Buster No. 8 Do something you love. This means that when you’re doing it, you lose track of time. A hobby can be a great stress buster: belly dancing, collecting, painting, gardening, hang gliding, going to the movies or theatre shows. Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Shayne’s Stress Buster No. 8. Limit complaining in the tea room. While it is helpful to talk things over, there comes a point when rehashing negative feelings can just make you feel worse. By all means get things off your chest, but then put it behind you and return to more uplifting topics of conversation.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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When I got home from work last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive………………. So I took her to a petrol station!!!!!!! Why did the guru refuse novocaine? He wanted to transcend dental medication. An American journalist was stopped at a Russian Checkpoint in the bullet-pocked suburb of Chechnya.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 7 Watch you language. The words you use to describe an experience can determine its intensity. “Inconvenient” instead of “disaster”. “Excited” for “stressed”. “Fascinated” for “frustrated”. Try it, you’ll feel the difference. “I had surgery this year. Nothing serious, thank God. But just before I went under I heard the one thing… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 6 Don’t add to your stress. If you’re already stressed, this is not the time to take on extra work, renovate the house or end a relationship. Some things can wait. My friend and I were discussing where on our bodies would be the best place to apply the weight-loss patch we… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 5. Learn to say "no" When someone asks you to do something, before you agree to do it, ask yourself four questions: Have I got the time? Have I got the energy? Have I got the skills? Do I want to do it? "Did you all watch the Oscars last night? It… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 4. Don’t stay up late. Not enough sleep increases the effect of stress on your body. We need sleep for mental and physical renewal. Try these ideas for better sleep: Invest in a good mattress. Cut out the caffeine 6 hours before bed time. Exercise so that you are physically tired. Did… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies