As a veterinarian, I was called at home in the middle of the night by a woman in distress. She had swallowed her dog’s heart worm pill by mistake. I knew it wouldn’t harm her, but by law, I’m forbidden to give medical advice. “If your dog had swallowed your pill, then you’d call me,”… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A Catholic guy goes into this confessional box. He notices on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest comes in. "Father, it’s been a long time since I’ve been to confession. I didn’t know that they… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Into the local pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight," says… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A father and son went hunting together for the first time.The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I’ll be across the field." A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his on. "What’s wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet." The boy, …bless… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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I’d had enough of my employees’ abusing their allotted break time. In an effort to clarify my position, I posted a sign on the bulletin board: "Starting immediately, your 15-minute breaks are being cut from a half-hour to 20 minutes." My father, an Air Force Academy graduate, still retains a strict military code of ethics… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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When a man says it’s a silly, childish game, it’s probably something his wife can beat him at. Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the innkeeper, "Don’t mind us, we’re joined at the hip. I’m Joe, he’s Jim, we’ll have two… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your spouse in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you? As I was dropping my son off at daycare the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Christmas Drinking Guide
Got this email today and thought it was very good. I know someone who could use a guide like this when they go out into town in Rotorua. Hope you all have a great Christmas festive season and a prosperous new year. Don’t drink and drive and enjoy what fine weather we may have. SYMPTOM… Continue reading Christmas Drinking Guide
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Stress Buster No. 13. Get a pet. Surveys consistently show that pets can slow your heart rate, lower your blood pleasure and help us sleep better. Mothers come in all shapes and sizes. For example, an Italian mother might chastise her offspring for not eating by saying, “Eat your dinner, or I’ll kill you.” A… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies