A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A little boy had just started school. He was doing so well his grandfather took him to the zoo to celebrate. As they stopped at each enclosure the Grandfather would asked the boy, ‘What’s this?’ It’s a Lion,’ the boy replied. ‘That’s good,’ said Grandfather. ‘And what’s this in the next one?’ ‘Its tiger’ replied… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Reporter flips out 
Heard this on Keith and the Girl, ed funny as ever… A nice well spoken african-american television reporter flips out after a bug flies into his mouth. He quickly turns ghetto and lets lose while the camera man continues to record and laughs at him. httpv://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp9WtTi4TaA
Joshua snoring loudly 
This is an audio clip I extracted from some video Kim took of Joshua today while he was having his daytime sleep. It definitely seams like a few of his grand parents traits are well ingrained into Joshua now. [audio:LoudSnoring.mp3] Reminds me of my parents snoring chorus they once performed…
Triumph Street Triple
My brother in law’s new Triumph Speed Triple. I took it out for a ride around Auckland and got lost in Panmure. See route below A very nice ride, nice low down torque and gets up and dances nicely at higher revs. Comfortable riding position, easy to get use to and has a very nice… Continue reading Triumph Street Triple
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When a man says it’s a silly, childish game, it’s probably something his wife can beat him at. Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the innkeeper, "Don’t mind us, we’re joined at the hip. I’m Joe, he’s Jim, we’ll have two… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Two cannibals were sitting down and were in the middle of feasting on a couple of clowns when one cannibal stopped eating and said to the other.. “Did that taste a bit funny to you?” One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time."-Demetri Martin "A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong."—Milton Berle I had a secretary who claimed that she liked to live like she types: Fast and with lots of mistakes.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A resourceful pooch is on the run in northern England after using a trampoline to catapult himself out of his fenced yard. Harvey, a squat Staffordshire bull terrier, apparently bounced his way to freedom after being unable to make it over the fence of his family’s yard in York. Pilot: “Have you ever flown in… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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This was so cute I had to share it…. I was explaining to my class of Australian six-year-olds that we wouldn’t be returning to school until Tuesday because of the Queen’s Birthday long weekend. They looked blank. I told them I meant the queen of England. Still blank. She is Queen Elizabeth, Prince Charles’s mother… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies